Meet Maloney Turtle. Yes, he doesn't like you, and he doesn't care that you don't like him. Your existance means nothing to Maloney Turtle. He can squash your head with his PINKY.
Okay, so this is a character I had to design for my Introduction to Sequential Art class. Basically, the assignment was to design a turtle so he can cross a street. Because I have a death wish, I design my turtle based on the scariest man I've ever met, Matthew Maloney, a professor at SCAD-Atlanta.
Fortunately for me, he likes it, so I get to live. I'll upload Maloney Turtle's comics later once I get the art scanned and de-blue lined.